Scary Man

"Hello, my name is SCARY Man. . . and if you come near me, I will fire you. . . and then I will water you! Watch out, I have one foot. . . beware of my one foot. . . I will bomb you with it. . . boom boom. . . .See my two pairs of hands? I am poisoning you with my hands. . . I can carry balls with just one hand. . . . the red stuff is fire, and the yellow stuff is bananas, and the green stuff is poison. . . and, no, the yellow stuff is SUN. . . and it shoots out sun bonnets. . . sun bonnets with FIRE on them. . . "



It went on and on, folks, I can't type word for word that long. . . sides aching. . .